If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Sounds like a job for Frank Drebin

It’s unclear which was the bigger “crime” here — poor customer service or inadequate drumstick quality.

Talking out your ...

Police officers just don't get any respect. From the son, or the moon.

He was saving it for bail

An aspiring thief in Waukesha could have prevented attention from police if he had used a common theft-avoidance tool carried in his pocket.

Drive around to the first holding cell, please

What police found in a McDonald’s bag belonging to an Oak Creek man is most certainly not on the Value Menu.

It’s all about … timing

You pull off the road at 3 a.m., jump out of the car and duck into an alleyway. It’s probably not going well from here on out.

He probably wasn’t planning to watch Euro 2012 anyway

Seriously, what self-respecting man chucks a 42-inch TV out the window?

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.