If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Tried and true, but false

Whatever you’ve done to get out of traffic tickets isn’t as creative — or persistent — as this.

That’s proactive policing

Modern law enforcement strives for efficiency, but this is ridiculous.

Just go for the refund

No matter how bad this “specialty” pizza is, it’s not worth one man’s reaction.

Scrooge

Sounds like somebody’s a little sensitive about the breakup.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.