Crime & Safety

Poor Parking Job Results in Note for Driver

The woman felt threatened by the note she found under her windshield wiper while parked at the Brookfield Public Library.

Editor's note: Editor Jim Price contributed to this report.

An anonymous writer left quite an eloquent note for a Brookfield resident offering their two-cents on the person's parking job.

The resident took the note at 6:24 p.m. Tuesday to the adult reference desk at the Brookfield Public Library, according to police reports. The woman found the note under her windshield wiper in the parking lot, and said she felt threatened by it.

It read:

"This is not a ticket, but if it was I would have issued two of them due to your bullheaded inconsiderate attempt at parking that is taking up room for a 20 mule team, two elephants and a goat."

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