Monday, May 20, 2013
So it’s finally starting to warm up in Wisconsin, and suddenly there’s a nudity epidemic. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Can I get a booth by the window with the view of the naked guy? If two officers see a naked guy and then he disappears, was he ever naked? Ten million organized activities, and these kids play “Paranoia” naked. It’s never too late to operate a widespread shoplifting operation. Seems like everything is being recorded nowadays. Everything. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Police say they find marijuana, paraphernalia and intent to sell in different ways after they are called to Brookfield Central High School for a fight.
A report of a fight between two students at Brookfield Central High School was just the start of a lot of trouble for one of them. Anthony K. Bagwell, 18, faces one felony charge of possession with intent to deliver THC, along with three other misdemeanors that include disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia. According to a criminal complaint, Brookfield police were called to the school on the morning of May 7 due to a fight between Bagwell and another student. While police were investigating that scuffle, they also were notified by another student, a female, that Bagwell had left marijuana in her vehicle. Police checked and discovered rolling papers, a marijuana grinder and three plastic baggies, one of which had almost 6 …
Monday, May 13, 2013
An amorous couple needed police assistance to deal with a “wardrobe malfunction.” Welcome to OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Handcuffs and a third person kind of killed the mood here. "These birds don’t look angry, dad.” “Times are tough,” but Porterhouse steaks aren’t. This case of vandalism smells fishy. Me Tarzan. You suspicious. The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, May 6, 2013
The period of romantic phone calls in this couple’s existence has long passed. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Putting the “ex” in “ex-girlfriend.” Wauwatosa has a watering ban in place. No need for those silly sobriety tests This is not an emergency in Wisconsin. There’s a serious lack of quality control in shipping Now I lay me down to custody … _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Police say a woman received 26 harassing phone calls from a person she knows well. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Here’s some phone work you can’t outsource. It’s harassment as a multimedia project. How to make marijuana in a hair weave sound appealing. Sometimes, it’s only the name of the charge that’s funny. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, April 22, 2013
A woman spent an awful a lot of time in her friend’s bathroom during a recent visit. But what exactly was she doing? This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." An easy way to get left off the next guest list. This is not what McDonald's had in mind when it became a Wi-Fi hot spot. Church might have been a better option. If at first you do succeed, keep trying until you get caught. A prime candidate for a 2018 taping of the Jerry Spring Show. He didn't bring flowers, so she settled for his puppy. His grandma likely would have been surprised to see him, had she been home. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested …
Monday, April 15, 2013
There are some things bad guys should already know. This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Things not to leave behind at the scene of a crime: fingerprints, blood samples and wallet. This 68-year-old was not happy she got carded. And a shoe, and some other items. This birthday celebration took a wrong turn. She won't get yelled at for leaving the fridge door open. Just ask these sticks in the mud. Showing up drunk to court, to contest a drunken driving citation, is not advised. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed …
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Charges were filed this week in a pair of 2010 burglaries in Brookfield; the man charged is already in prison for the same act elsewhere.
A man already serving time in prison was charged this week with in a pair of November 2010 home burglaries in Brookfield. Lance A. Nehmer, 41, was charged with two counts of burglary, a Class F felony. He is already a resident of Kettle Moraine Correctional Institution, having been found guilty in 2011 on three counts of burglary in two separate cases and sentenced to five years in prison. According to the complaint, both Brookfield burglaries took place Nov. 17, 2010. Police were first called to the 16000 block of Siesta Lane at 4:54 p.m., after a homeowner reported someone had entered the house by force and taken a laptop. The victim told police it appeared the perpetrator also tried to make off with a wall-mounted TV, but failed. Just …
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
The men also are charged with two burglaries in Menomonee Falls, and are suspected in at least one Milwaukee burglary.
Five men have been charged in connection with six 2011 home invasions in Brookfield and Menomonee Falls, crimes in which guns, televisions and other electronics were stolen. Twelve felony charges were filed in Waukesha County Circuit Court; most were for burglary to building or dwelling as party to a crime. Not every defendant took part in every crime. Charged are: According to a complaint, the men invaded homes between May 16 and June 6, 2011. In Brookfield, the crimes included: In Menomonee Falls, the crimes included: The June 6 burglary took place between 12:55 and 1:55 p.m., according to the complaint. At 2:27 p.m., Milwaukee Police responded to a burglary in progress in the 8700 block of West Marion Street in Milwaukee. A witness …
Monday, April 8, 2013
Ozzy Osbourne’s classic song took on an entirely different meaning on the Amtrak last week. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." “Going off the rails,” indeed. They’re not booing, they’re chanting “stuuuuupid.” “He said he was going to convict the officer and send him to one of his many prisons around the country.” Free bacon! Police are investigating a little squirt. The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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8:21 am on Monday, May 13, 2013
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